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The Bridge
A man was walking along a Cailf. beach and was in deep prayer
to the Lord. He said, "Lord, you have promised to give me the
desires of my heart. Please give a confirmation that you will
grant my wish."
Suddenly the sky darkened and the Lord, in a booming voice said,
"I have searched your heart and determined it to be pure. I think
that I can trust that you will not disappoint me. Because you
have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm deathly
afraid of flying and I get very sea sick in boats. Could you build
a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive there whenever I want?"
The Lord laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the
logistics. How will the supports ever reach the bottom of the
Pacific? Think of the concrete and steel! Your request is very
materialistic and disappointing. I could do it but it's hard for
me to justify. Take a little more time and make another wish,
one you think would honor and glorify Me."
After much thought, the man said, "I've been married 4 times.
My wives always said that I was insensitive to their needs. So
I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they
feel and what they're thinking. I want to know why they cry and
how to make them truly happy. That's my wish, Lord."
Then, after a few minutes, God said, "You want two lanes or
four on that bridge?"
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