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The Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around,looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player
to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from
the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out
of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, When he heard nothing
more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation
after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began
searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out
so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus
is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked,"I'm just trying to
warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What
kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people
that would name a Rotweiller Jesus...
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