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The Cowboy and The Lesbian
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there
sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned
to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
cows, breaking horses, mending fences...so I guess I am."
He then asked her what she was. She replied, "I'm a lesbian.
I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up
in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV,
everything seems to make me think of women."
A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy
and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that
I'm a lesbian."
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