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Critical Thinking Skills (GMCC)
In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids,
"Today class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to
them."
She explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers.
Little Suzie raises her hand.
Suzie: I live on a farm and we have a chicken that laid 12 eggs,
we were excited to be having 12 more chickens but only 6 of them
hatched."
Teacher: That's a good story, now what is the moral?"
Suzie: "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched?"
Teacher: "Very good Suzie, anyone else?"
Ralphie: "Yes teacher, I was carrying some eggs I bought for
my mom in my bicycle basket one day and I crashed my bike and
all the eggs broke."
Teacher: "That's a nice story. What is the moral?"
Ralphie: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket?"
Teacher: "Very good Ralphie! Anyone else?"
Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher. My aunt Karen is in the army, and
when she was in the Gulf War, she parachuted down with only a
gun, 20 bullets, a knife and a six pack of beer. On her way down,
she chugged the whole six pack. When she landed, she shot 20 Iraqis
and killed 10 more of them with her knife."
Teacher: "Very interesting Johnny, what is the moral of your
story?"
Little Johnny: "Don't fuck with Aunt Karen when she's drunk!"
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