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Dark in here
A housewife took a lover during the day while her husband is
at work. While this takes place she locks her 9-year old son in
the bedroom closet. One day her husband comes home while the lover
is still there so she locks the lover in the same closet with
the boy. They stand in the gloom for a while, then the boy says,
"Dark in here."
"Yes, it is."
"I have a baseball."
"That's nice."
"Wanna buy it?"
"No."
"My dad is out there."
"OK, I'll buy it. How much."
"$25.00."
"Gee. OK, I'll buy it."
A week later the man is over again. The boy is locked in the
closet again. The father comes home again. The man is locked in
the closet with the boy again. They stand in the gloom until the
boy says,
"Dark in here."
"Yes, it is."
"I have a baseball glove."
"That's nice."
"Wanna buy it?"
Remembering the previous week, the man says, "Sure, how much."
"$75.00."
"Fine."
The following weekend the father says to the boy,
"Son, go get your ball and glove and let's play some catch."
"I can't, Dad. I sold them."
"Really? For how much."
"100.00"
"Son, you shouldn't rip your friends off like that. We didn't
pay anywhere near that for those items. I'm taking you to the
Priest and I want you to confess your greed."
They go to the church to the confessional. The boy goes in and
sits down. The little door opens so the Priest can hear his confession.
"What is your sin, my son."
The boy says "Dark in here."
The Priest replys "Don't start that again."
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