| FUNNY
MOCHI
 |
JOKES |
Facts of Life
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Wife: You tell a man something: it goes in one ear and comes
out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
comes out of the mouth.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,
Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Peter : Mom, does God use our bathroom?
Mother : No, Peter. Why?
Peter : Because Daddy bangs on the door every morning and yells,
"Oh god, are you still there?"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Customer : How much is that tie?
Salesman : Forty dollars.
Customer : Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money.
Salesman : But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Woman: How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration
to me?
Man : By cheque, money order or cash.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable
seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Teacher: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last
week.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars.
Man : Why should I pay you so much?
Little boy : Because bank directors are always highly paid.
|
