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God created Eve
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. How's
things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied . "The sunrises and
sunsets are breath taking, the smells, the sights, everything
is wonderful ... but I just have this one problem; It's these
three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching
them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain,"
reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot
at this, you > know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured
you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up
right away!" So, God reaches down and rips the middle breast right
off, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once a gain visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on
your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has
her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except
me. I feel so alone.
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could
I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately
create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see ... where did I
leave that useless boob?"
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