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Ice Berg

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.

Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?"

The producer ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you ##@@!!##!

My dad perished in that bombing!"

"I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am Chinese !"

"Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ....you are all the same."

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.

"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.

"That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.

"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg! " shouted the

"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Calsberg...you are all the same!"

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