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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for people, who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

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Judge to defendant: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the third time?
Defendant: Well, you come every day.

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Why did the man wear a wet shirt?
Because the shirt's label said: "Wash and wear."

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Q: Which city is trying to get rid of its mad people?
A: Madrid.

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A teacher was testing the young student's intelligence. When is your birthday dear? asked the teacher to his six-year old. "22nd February", said the child.
"What year my dear?" Asked the teacher.
"Every year", said the child with a smile

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Sunny: My mom took me to the cemetery last Sunday.
Sonia: Oh! anyone dead?
Sunny: Yes All of them

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My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets:
One to get in, the other to get out.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Opportunity.
Can't be.
Why Not?
Opportunity knocks only once.

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Q: What is the best place to go to when you are dying?
A: The living room.

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Q: When can 60 people stand under an umbrella without getting wet?
A: When it isn't raining.

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Raju: How many sides does a circle have?
Ravi: A circle does not have any side."
Raju: Yes, it does, the inside and the outside.

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Q: Why are doctors and lawyers never perfect?
A: Because they are always practising.

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