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Jokes 5
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened
to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman
snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry
for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and
poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms.
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Farmer Roscoe decided his injuries from the accident were serious
enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident)
to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning
farmer Roscoe.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said
the lawyer.
Farmer Roscoe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I
had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just
answer the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine!"
Farmer Roscoe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer
and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man
told the Highway Patrolman that he was just fine. Now several
weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe
he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Roscoe's
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear that he has to
say about his favorite mule Bessie."
Roscoe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying,
I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and
was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and
trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could
hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible
shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway
Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and
groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took
out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman
came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.
He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her.
How are you feeling?"
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During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael
cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women.
I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and
stop me!"
With that he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed
close behind.
"Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you to try and stop
me."
"Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait
a minute, I'll go with you."
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Trivia
This from uselessknowledge.com
- More than 14 million BIC pens are sold daily in 150 countries.
"BIC" is actually a shortened version of founder Marcel Bich's
name.
- The cubit is the oldest known measurement, appearing in
the Bible when God gives Noah instructions for the ark. It's
the length of the forearm from elbow to fingertip..
- The Wendy's fast food chain, is named after founder Dave
Thomas's daughter - Melinda Lou Thomas. Her older brothers
and sisters had nicknamed her Wendy and it stuck. Her father
Dave, got his start working for KFC.
- Gertrude Ederly was still a teenager when she became the
first woman to swim the English Channel on August 6, 1926.
Not only did she swim the channel, but she broke the speed
record held by a man.
- Cracker Jacks were introduced in the year 1896, but the
prizes weren't included in the boxes until the year 1912.
- President Grover Cleveland had the first telephone installed
in the White House in the late 1880's. He always answered
the phone himself.
- There are more 100 dollar bills in Russia currently than
there are in the United States.
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