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Jokes 6

A plane flying over the North Sea is in trouble and likely to ditch. There are six passengers on board, a Doctor, a Lawyer, a Priest, and three children. But there are only three life jackets.

The Doctor says, "Save the children!!," waving the life jackets.

Making a grab for the jackets, the Lawyer shouts, "Screw the children!!" and the Priest inquires, "Is there time...?"

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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."

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A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home.

So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times.

They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!"

The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?"

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Three men walk into a bar. One's a Protestant, one's a Catholic, and one's a Mormon.

The Protestant man says, "I have 4 sons. One more and I have a basketball team."

The Catholic says, "Oh, yeah? Well I have 8 sons. One more and I have a baseball team."

So then the Mormon pipes up and says, "Oh yeah? Well, I have 17 wives. One more and I've got a golf course!"

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