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Just Like the Old Days
The wife says, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing here we
did forty years ago!"
The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence,
and he immediately jumps her like a bass on a junebug. They make
love like never before. She was SCREAMING and GYRATING and SHAKING
uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband's surprise,
she FAINTED!
After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband,
quite astounded says: Darlin', you sure never moved like that
forty years ago--or ANYTIME SINCE that I can remember."
The women, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "FORTY
YEARS AGO THAT DAMN FENCE WASN'T ELECTRIFIED!"
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