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MOCHI
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JOKES |
Kids' Advices
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
(Patrick, age 10)
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do
I look stupid?" Don't answer him.
(Heather, 16)
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
(Michael, 14)
Stay away from prunes.
(Randy, 9)
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't
let her brush your hair.
(Taylia, 11)
Never allow your three-year old brother
in the same room as your school assignment.
(Traci, 14)
Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're
eating crackers.
(Mitchell, 12)
Remember puppies still have bad breath
even after eating a tic tac.
(Andrew, 9)
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at
the same time.
(Kyoyo, 9)
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in
a glass of milk.
(Armir, 9)
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under
white shorts.
(Kellie, 11)
If you want a kitten, start out by asking
for a horse.
(Naomi, 15)
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
(Lauren, 9)
Don't pick on your sister when she's
holding a baseball bat.
(Joel, 10)
When you get a bad grade in school, show
it to your mom when she's on the phone.
(Alyesha, 13)
Never try to baptize a cat.
(Eileen, 8)
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