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MOCHI
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JOKES |
Loving Couple
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we got married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries
or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told
me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mum: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Wife to husband: What's your excuse for coming home at this time
of the night? Husband to wife: Golfing with friends, my dear.
Wife to husband: What?! At 2 a.m.?! Husband to wife: Yes. We played
with "night clubs".
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied
sweetly,"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO left you a fortune."
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"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate.
"Terrible!" the room-mate answered, "He showed up in his 1932
Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad
about that?" "He was the first-hand owner."
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