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Three Man and a River across
One day three men were walking along and
came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other
side, but had no idea how to do it.
The first man prayed to God saying, "Please
God, give me the Strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave
him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the
river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to
God saying, "Please God, give me the Strength and Ability to cross
this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row
across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked
out for the other two, so he prayed to God saying, "Please God,
give me the Strength, Ability, and Intelligence to cross this
river." And Poof! God turned him into a woman. Whereupon, she
looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.
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