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Pope and the Queen
The Pope and the Queen of England are
on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration -
the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness, can't
help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches
and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know
that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English
person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him.
Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering
from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by
someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what
he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen, "Your Majesty, that
was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of
MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with
joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your
subjects,but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak
forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their
grandchildren and they to their descendants.
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says
so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice
forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
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