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Quick Thinker
There was a boy who worked in the produce
section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head
of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of
lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head,
but only a half head.
The boy said he would go ask his manager
about the matter. The boy walked into the back room and said,
"There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a
head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this, he turned around
to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this
gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager okayed the deal and the man
went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said,
"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must
say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You
think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you
from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota"
asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores
and hockey players up there."
"Really?" replied the manager, "My wife
is from Minnesota!!"
The boy replied, "No kidding! What team
did she play for?"
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