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Surgeons' Debate
Five surgeons are discussing who makes
the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like
to see accountants on my operating table because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really
think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."
The fourth surgeons chimes in: "You know,
I like construction workers....those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes
longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up
when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest
to operate on. There's no gut, no heart, no spine, and the head
and butt are interchangeable."
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