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Telemarket

Ways to answer the phone with Telemarketers

"Hello?"

"Hello! Mr. Michaels?"

"Speaking."

"How are you today?"

"OK so far..."

"My name is Debbie from Pointless Industries, and I'm calling to offer you a fabulous new offer that we are offering...."

"Who is this really?"

"My name is Debbie from---"

"How did you get this number?"

"Well.. you are on our list of preferred---"

urgent whisper "Listen to me, and listen good! You tell Lupo and his goons I lived up to my end of the deal! I cut up the bodies like he said, I ditched the car like he said, now I'm out of it, understand? You tell him he bothers me or my family again and I take everything I know to the Man, and don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!"

hang up

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