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MOCHI
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JOKES |
Too much of the 90's
Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The
90's
** You try to enter your password on
the microwave.
** You now think of three espressos as
"getting wasted."
** You haven't played solitaire with
a real deck of cards in years.
** You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of 3.
** You e-mail your son in his room to
tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's
for dinner?"
** Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies
via her web site.
** You chat several times a day with
a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next
door neighbor yet this year.
** You didn't give your valentine a card
this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web
page.
** Every commercial on television has
a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
** You buy a computer and a week later
it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
** The concept of using real money, instead
of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
** Your reason for not staying in touch
with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
** You consider 2nd day air delivery
painfully slow.
** Your idea of being organized is multiple
colored post-it notes.
** You hear most of your jokes via email
instead of in person.
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