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just a joke on recent news......

Dear American,

My name is Uncle Sam. Here was what happened last weekend.

I drove a van circling around your house, took pictures of your backyard, recorded your bedroom conversation with your wife with high-tech devices.

I admit I did that routinely. But, I drove on a PUBLIC road.

When your kid came out biking, I hit and killed him. I swear, it was an accident.

Then, my van was landed on your backyard. So, you should send my van, my equipment and my friends on board back to me immediately, otherwise, the relationship between your family and my family could be damaged.

By the way, I have no intention to apologize because I did nothing wrong. It happened on a PUBLIC road.

Uncle Sam

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