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Zoology Test
A young college student had stayed up
all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered
the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each
bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He
sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best
job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to
look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat,
genus and species.
The student looked at
each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He began
to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had
to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it
the madder he got.
Finally he could stand
it no longer. He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What
a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds
by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw his test
on the professor's desk and walked to the door.
The professor was surprised.
The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name
so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister,
what's your name?"
The enraged student pulled
up his pant legs and said, "You tell me buddy! You tell me!"
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