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Harvard Personality Test
This is pretty good, and it doesn't take too long.
Harvard has developed this comprehensive Personality
test. It will be in the December 1998 issue of the Journal of
Clinical Psychiatry.
Step One:
Write down the letters you answer for each question.
1. When you get up in the morning, what do you usually have
for breakfast:
- Eggs and toast
- Cereal
- Pop Tart
- Nothing
2. If you could have anything you desired, what
would you have for breakfast?
- Eggs and toast
- Something else
- Pop Tart
- Cake
3. It's lunch time. You:
- Skip a meal because you are too busy or worried about your
weight.
- Get what you have spent all morning thinking about.
- Eat the food you brought with you.
- Find out what your friends are having and tag along.
4. A friend offers you some of his/her food.
You:
- Take a bite because you are starving
- Take a bite to be polite
- Refuse because you are watching your weight
- Take 2 bites instead of just 1
5. Your future boyfriend/girlfriend offers you
something to eat. It is:
- A cookie
- An apple
- A slice of pizza
- A carrot
6. Your dog is begging you for a treat. You
give him:
- A dog biscuit
- Some cake
- Nothing, but you pet him
- Nothing and you push him away. Treats are bad for him.
7. In a dream, you are in the world's best restaurant.
You order:
- Everything on the menu. It's a dream, right?
- A salad. A big one with everything in it.
- Steak.
- A rich dessert.
8. You are stranded alone on a tropical island.
What are the foods you have to have with you?
- Fruits and vegetables
- Meat and potatoes
- Ice cream, chocolate, and cake
- Chinese food
9. You are an infant and your mother is feeding
you:
- Baby Cereal or formula
- Broccoli
- A cookie
- Nothing, she is doing something else
10. You are 6 years old. Your dad is feeding
you:
- Pizza
- Spaghetti-Os
- Bubble gum
- Carrots
Step Two:
Now use this key to sum your score
1. A. = 3 B. = 1 C. = 6 D. = 2
2. A. = 2 B. = 1 C. = 3 D. = 4
3. A. = 2 B. = 1 C. = 3 D. = 4
4. A. = 3 B. = 1 C. = 2 D. = 6
5. A. = 1 B. = 2 C. = 5 D. = 3
6. A. = 3 B. = 1 C. = 4 D. = 2
7. A. = 2 B. = 1 C. = 3 D. = 4
8. A. = 4 B. = 3 C. = 2 D. = 5
9. A. = 6 B. = 4 C. = 8 D. = 2
10. A. = 7 B. = 5 C. = 1 D. = 3
Now add up your scores and find your personality below...
Your score: 12-20:
You tend to be a shy person. You may feel uncomfortable with a
lot = of other people. You sometimes think that you were given
a body that does not fit your mind, and perhaps you were born
in the wrong year. You are much smarter than most people think
you are and you do not let other people know about it. You have
a giant heart that gets crushed all the time. You tend to have
an artistic flair. Music you like: songs about love, lost love,
and heartbreak. Your favorite movie: Titanic. There are days when
you would rather stay home and enjoy time to yourself than to
go out and deal with annoying people.Cupid has toyed with you.
Someone you loved has hurt you. Your parents fought when you were
small. You have thought about getting a tattoo.
21-30:
You made your way in this world in spite of all the obstacles
you have faced. You have seen a lot more troubles than most people.
You have had to deal with difficult people, ridiculous rules,
and tempestuous relationships. Love for you can be as intense
as the fire on the face of the sun. You are either very calm on
the inside when there is a lot of insanity around you or you shut
people up and take charge. You can go to a movie by yourself without
the need for someone to go with you. You are as comfortable alone
as you are with others. You are angry at your parents and you
can't change them. You are a great lover when you find that rare
mate who is your equal, but otherwise your relationships have
been short or frustrating. You have stayed too long with a partner
you did not like. Life is a roller coaster, and you are finding
ways to make the good times better. You LOVE sports or have taken
drugs.
31-42:
You generally are a calm person. You get excited when your favorite
band is in town, when you are going on a date with your partner,
and when you and your friends are dancing. For you, your friends
mean everything to you. You hate it when the summer is over. You
like art, and some poetry. You can throw a party, or help a friend
put one together. You usually have no trouble finding dates, but
you occasionally hit a dry spell. You like the outdoors, usually,and
rainy weather doesn't bother you. You sometimes get jealous of
people who are smarter or better looking than you, but you wouldn't
hold it against them if you got to know them. You are on good
terms with your parents, even though they piss you off once in
a while. You saw your parents kissing and/or making love once.
People tend to think you are reliable and trustworthy. You like
animals.
43-53:
Sometimes there just isn't enough time in a day for you to do
everything you would like to do. If there isn't anything fun going
on at the moment,then you know how to get things rolling. You
tend to be the kind of person people look up to, and you usually
have the ability to excel at most things you try. You usually
don't care what people think about you, and you have no problem
kissing your mate in public. Sex for you is a passionate art,
and you never have a problem in bed, except for being a little
too wild for your partner. You tend to have an energy level that
is one step above the others, but you can play it cool if you
want to. You prefer to play sports than to watch. People have
been jealous of you, but its unlikely you noticed. Your parents
are active people, and may not have given you as much time as
you wanted. You have a tattoo, play in a band, have blond hair,
or are on a sports team. People copy you. Sometimes you are truly
miserable, but not for long.
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